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PWNIES :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 2 0 Influence Meme :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 3 Hellsing Fancyful :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 4 Fetish Meme :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 4 0 Dev ID :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 6 6 Famille :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 3 23 Skidoo Plus 1 :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 9
Rude Go Outside
His momma was right when she said
"Oh, my boy's so handsome--he's gonna break hearts!"
Guess she shoulda reached in her own gene pool,
changed the future--not for his sake. Maybe somehow cook
up a different recipe for a son who don't hurt nobody.
Steppin' on figures, number-crunching disadvantages to his
Would really take some time on deciding whether he'd be so interested
he'd never get bored,
or so disinterested he's bored
all the time.
Momma shoulda changed her mind
about havin a repressed
and steely guy like him come out.
Think of the father, every day asking his son
"Goddamit, boy, when you gonna thank me for
makin love to your momma to bring you about?"
Inconsiderate sot, that one.
Shoulda thought about that decision more.
Shoulda considered all the other people he might hurt.
Shoulda kept her legs shut.
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JEEZUS TITS :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 2 21 This is some bullshit. :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 2 9
Card-Carrying Vendor From
Mr. Boneless Jackson, come right in!
Your seat is right where you left it.
Let me give you an instance
an inch of what could be a mile
over of this situation
let me help your mentality.
For the small and sub sequential
price of a handshake, this can all be yours.
The vast, overlying extent of it all.
The quiet electrifying taste of it all.
Yonder's yours, it's shot and bleeding
fresh dim, gift-wrapped in warm, solitary black
velvet--sharp, yet soft as baby rabbits
For you, there is a stocking on the walls, dripping
with dreams--a perfect balance of air, light, dark
color, me, the dead poet flapping in the choked breeze,
nailed to your door.
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Anyone But Her: Part II
WHAT did I just tell you
about sleeping with the redhead?
got yer heart all busted up
and even worse--you're dead.
Bet she ate that black heart o'yers
right out
Bet next time, you'll LISTEN to a brotha 'bout
sleeping with the ones that eat out a man's core.
Pity you, boy. Even dead,
you still scream "more"...
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Vogue. :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 8 Hallsyween :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 3 9 Get Thee To A Nunnery :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 2 8 Yeah, sure. :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 3 7


Usagi 2.0 :iconcharlie-bowater:Charlie-Bowater 6,147 55 La Muerte :iconbriannacherrygarcia:briannacherrygarcia 2,724 65 Tea Time :iconhbruton:Hbruton 1,166 93 Coffee Time :iconhbruton:Hbruton 561 56 Another one :icondeadslug:DeadSlug 954 18 Pink hair girl :icondeadslug:DeadSlug 1,639 36 Fallout 4 - Damn Bigots! :iconpistachiozombie:pistachioZombie 729 123 There is No Shepard Without Vakarian :iconzetallis:zetallis 1,649 57 Drowning in Pussy :iconzombiesmile:Zombiesmile 4,857 250 huntress :iconloish:loish 8,883 196 SCIENCE BUILDS THE FUTURE 2016 :iconpaulsizer:PaulSizer 123 22 Smooches :icondelshark:delSHARK 115 5 Zubat gijinka :iconfoxilumi:Foxilumi 609 28 No girl :iconloish:loish 9,652 363 Moon power :iconsakimichan:sakimichan 16,625 327 how about PAIN :iconpookie776:Pookie776 1,493 261


SCIENCE BUILDS THE FUTURE 2016 :iconpaulsizer:PaulSizer 123 22 Guitar Heroine :iconcrisvector:CrisVector 1,484 135 Infinity :icondoggery:doggery 646 66 Death Fumes. :iconfezat1:Fezat1 3,681 169 Blue Kingdom :iconayamefataru:AyameFataru 1,072 261 SicklyServant :iconayamefataru:AyameFataru 5,651 554 hello lover remix :iconayamefataru:AyameFataru 4,361 407 fighting vanity :iconcandytrash:candytrash 3 2


Advanced Lyme disease. For fucksake, do people still actually get that anymore, or am I just that lucky...? I don't even know if it's from the time I got bitten as a little kid when I lived on the farm.

Well, if they find anything bad when I get the 3-D heart ultrasound, here's hoping I'm not dead by 35. If I AM dead by 35, oh well, what can you do. I don't hold any grudges towards anyone, but they better bury me flippin' the bird anyways.

An infected tick bite is what has been causing me constant head/musculature pain for the last couple of years. I'm sure it bit me during the summer or during some other bullshit warm weather. DOES EVERYONE BELIEVE ME NOW WHEN I SAY HOW MUCH I LIKE WEARING LONG PANTS AND LONG SOCKS?!

I hate nature and it's tendency to infect people with a bunch of bullshit.

  • Listening to: Jamie N Commons & X Ambassadors - Jungle
  • Reading: Anxiety for Dummies
  • Watching: The Great Mouse Detective
  • Playing: Don't Starve
  • Eating: Tea bisuits
  • Drinking: Coffee


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Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Current Residence: Somewhere in the bowels of Kentokyo...
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large.
Print preference: ALL OF IT.
Favourite genre of music: Rock, metal, techno, hard house, gabber, trip-hop, classical, videogame/anime...
Favourite photographer: Someone good.
Favourite style of art: Basic sketches. Digi art. Black and white photos.
Operating System: Dell 4600 wif Window XP.
MP3 player of choice: iTunes.
Shell of choice: Turtle Power?
Wallpaper of choice: "Hellghast Soldier"
Favourite cartoon character: Anime - Washuu, Tenchi Muyo/ American - Boomhauer, King of the Hill
Personal Quote: "You are no longer allowed the privilege of speech."



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tophat-riot Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
What'd you switch accounts for?

Yeah, it was horrid. Probably would have been better off going to an anime con.
Cuteboom Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2010
cause dis one she is better for whats I have goings on :-P
DeganaBalkar Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010  Student
TOP HAAAAAT! *glomp*

You liked the cake throwing, eh?
tophat-riot Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I can relate, Squirrel!
DeganaBalkar Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010  Student
You've jumped out of a cake before? o.O
tophat-riot Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
No, I just no the feeling of "Wait...wait, what about--"
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PsychoWyrm Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
feeling any better? =D
tophat-riot Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
PsychoWyrm Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2009
thats not a color >:C
MoonlightHope Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2009  Student Artisan Crafter
Blarg= a shade of ew with a touch of asoweirawoenf LOL :P
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