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PWNIES :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 2 0 Influence Meme :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 3 Hellsing Fancyful :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 4 Fetish Meme :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 4 0 Dev ID :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 6 6 Famille :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 3 23 Skidoo Plus 1 :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 9
Rude Go Outside
His momma was right when she said
"Oh, my boy's so handsome--he's gonna break hearts!"
Guess she shoulda reached in her own gene pool,
changed the future--not for his sake. Maybe somehow cook
up a different recipe for a son who don't hurt nobody.
Steppin' on figures, number-crunching disadvantages to his
Would really take some time on deciding whether he'd be so interested
he'd never get bored,
or so disinterested he's bored
all the time.
Momma shoulda changed her mind
about havin a repressed
and steely guy like him come out.
Think of the father, every day asking his son
"Goddamit, boy, when you gonna thank me for
makin love to your momma to bring you about?"
Inconsiderate sot, that one.
Shoulda thought about that decision more.
Shoulda considered all the other people he might hurt.
Shoulda kept her legs shut.
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JEEZUS TITS :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 2 21 This is some bullshit. :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 2 9
Card-Carrying Vendor From
Mr. Boneless Jackson, come right in!
Your seat is right where you left it.
Let me give you an instance
an inch of what could be a mile
over of this situation
let me help your mentality.
For the small and sub sequential
price of a handshake, this can all be yours.
The vast, overlying extent of it all.
The quiet electrifying taste of it all.
Yonder's yours, it's shot and bleeding
fresh dim, gift-wrapped in warm, solitary black
velvet--sharp, yet soft as baby rabbits
For you, there is a stocking on the walls, dripping
with dreams--a perfect balance of air, light, dark
color, me, the dead poet flapping in the choked breeze,
nailed to your door.
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Anyone But Her: Part II
WHAT did I just tell you
about sleeping with the redhead?
got yer heart all busted up
and even worse--you're dead.
Bet she ate that black heart o'yers
right out
Bet next time, you'll LISTEN to a brotha 'bout
sleeping with the ones that eat out a man's core.
Pity you, boy. Even dead,
you still scream "more"...
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Vogue. :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 1 8 Hallsyween :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 3 9 Get Thee To A Nunnery :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 2 8 Yeah, sure. :icontophat-riot:tophat-riot 3 7


Usagi 2.0 :iconcharlie-bowater:Charlie-Bowater 6,147 55 La Muerte :iconbriannacherrygarcia:briannacherrygarcia 2,724 65 Tea Time :iconhbruton:Hbruton 1,166 93 Coffee Time :iconhbruton:Hbruton 561 56 Another one :icondeadslug:DeadSlug 954 18 Pink hair girl :icondeadslug:DeadSlug 1,639 36 Fallout 4 - Damn Bigots! :iconpistachiozombie:pistachioZombie 729 123 There is No Shepard Without Vakarian :iconzetallis:zetallis 1,649 57 Drowning in Pussy :iconzombiesmile:Zombiesmile 4,857 250 huntress :iconloish:loish 8,883 196 SCIENCE BUILDS THE FUTURE 2016 :iconpaulsizer:PaulSizer 123 22 Smooches :icondelshark:delSHARK 115 5 Zubat gijinka :iconfoxilumi:Foxilumi 609 28 No girl :iconloish:loish 9,652 363 Moon power :iconsakimichan:sakimichan 16,625 327 how about PAIN :iconpookie776:Pookie776 1,493 261


SCIENCE BUILDS THE FUTURE 2016 :iconpaulsizer:PaulSizer 123 22 Guitar Heroine :iconcrisvector:CrisVector 1,484 135 Infinity :icondoggery:doggery 646 66 Death Fumes. :iconfezat1:Fezat1 3,681 169 Blue Kingdom :iconayamefataru:AyameFataru 1,072 261 SicklyServant :iconayamefataru:AyameFataru 5,651 554 hello lover remix :iconayamefataru:AyameFataru 4,361 407 fighting vanity :iconcandytrash:candytrash 3 2


Advanced Lyme disease. For fucksake, do people still actually get that anymore, or am I just that lucky...? I don't even know if it's from the time I got bitten as a little kid when I lived on the farm.

Well, if they find anything bad when I get the 3-D heart ultrasound, here's hoping I'm not dead by 35. If I AM dead by 35, oh well, what can you do. I don't hold any grudges towards anyone, but they better bury me flippin' the bird anyways.

An infected tick bite is what has been causing me constant head/musculature pain for the last couple of years. I'm sure it bit me during the summer or during some other bullshit warm weather. DOES EVERYONE BELIEVE ME NOW WHEN I SAY HOW MUCH I LIKE WEARING LONG PANTS AND LONG SOCKS?!

I hate nature and it's tendency to infect people with a bunch of bullshit.

  • Listening to: Jamie N Commons & X Ambassadors - Jungle
  • Reading: Anxiety for Dummies
  • Watching: The Great Mouse Detective
  • Playing: Don't Starve
  • Eating: Tea bisuits
  • Drinking: Coffee


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Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Current Residence: Somewhere in the bowels of Kentokyo...
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large.
Print preference: ALL OF IT.
Favourite genre of music: Rock, metal, techno, hard house, gabber, trip-hop, classical, videogame/anime...
Favourite photographer: Someone good.
Favourite style of art: Basic sketches. Digi art. Black and white photos.
Operating System: Dell 4600 wif Window XP.
MP3 player of choice: iTunes.
Shell of choice: Turtle Power?
Wallpaper of choice: "Hellghast Soldier"
Favourite cartoon character: Anime - Washuu, Tenchi Muyo/ American - Boomhauer, King of the Hill
Personal Quote: "You are no longer allowed the privilege of speech."



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Shaya-Fury Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav =] 
tophat-riot Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
No problem.
Shaya-Fury Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
MoonlightHope Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
bluenova25 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010
lol, you have had the same icon for 3 years:D atleast thats what i been able to see :meow:
tophat-riot Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, I'm surprised anyone noticed!
bluenova25 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010
:XD: your account was the very first i ever saw when i became a DA member ;P n back then i was starting a collection of pplz icons, n urs is the only one that i kept that long :D
PsychoCasualty Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
Thank you very, very much for the support and the favourite! I appreciate your support!
tophat-riot Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
No prob!
Cuteboom Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
Just read your journal... that sucks! I hope things get better and you feel better too. Next time go to a con with me and your sis!
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